Saturday, October 25, 2014

How Not To BBQ

Any one ever heard this?

A pair of newlyweds were planning a camping trip. Now the city born and bred husband was excited, as this was to be his first camping trip ever. With schedules as they were, the wife, and “old hat” at camping, was to go to the site first and set up. The husband was to arrive later with the rest of the food stuff after he got off work.

“So, what do I bring? Make me a list!” He said excitedly to her that morning before he left to go to work.

She proceeded to give him a general camping kitchen list:
briquette
meat
corn
tin foil
plates and silverware
BBQ grill
water
coffee
cups
pots and pans

All throughout the day, the husband was barely able to contain his excitement. As soon as he got off work, he rushed to the store, rushed to their home, gathered the supplies, packed his car, and headed off to the campsite.

He arrived about dinnertime, and the quickly prepared the food for a scrumptious camping meal. When the time came to cook it up in the BBQ grill, the wife said, “okay, where’s the briquette for the grill?” He handed her a small Ziploc baggie with a (one) briquette in it.

She shook it, dumbfounded.... “Ummm...” was all she could say.

Photo Credits : “abandoned_grill_001 “ by click , morgueFiles

Copyright (c) 2013 Justin Baker

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